SOS

Things are piling up randomly. I need to start making a list of shit gone bad.


-seems to be no cable in working order for the living room tv?
-the brand spanking new dyson vac has no suction?
-light on my dash is speaking to me and I don't understand the language.
-laptop doesn't want to communicate with the fat-ass monster tv?
-no firewood in the garage zip zero?
-neighbor went crazy with the chainsaw and kegsize trees are down. Where's the clean-up crew?